“The thrill of the buy fades faster than the return policy!” — Unknown
It was Memorial Day and I was in a store full of shoppers. Almost nobody looked like me. There might have been a hundred people in the store. It was a homogenous mob. The estrogen was so thick I thought my cataracts had returned. I searched far and wide across the large retail space. Then I spotted the rarest of sights. There was one other man in Hobby Lobby.
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