Once upon a time, a princess was among the fairest in the land. This princess did not laze about, complaining about the pea underneath her stack of mattresses. Instead, she went out and achieved things from a young age. Sure, there was help along the way, because that’s how life works, but this girl made a name for herself. She was an aspiring queen, not content with nepo baby dreams.
Her voice was her claim to fame, though her visage didn’t hurt. Nor did her relatability impede her rise. For while she was a modern American princess, she was also given to heartbreak. And she laid it bare in song after song, album after album. That is, until our girl, who could’ve been a cheerleader in a different timeline, met her prince from the football field.
Of course, I’m talking about Madison Beer. Who else would fit the description above?
Born in 1999, the singer began her climb in 2012 when Justin Bieber reposted her cover of Etta James’s “At Last” to his followers. From there, she became known for her cover tunes. Her first solo album arrived in 2021, her second in 2023, and her most recent in January of this year. That was roughly six months before she and her fiancé, Los Angeles Chargers...