Republicans Have Total Meltdown Over the Blue Wave—and It’s Delicious
Republicans spent election night freaking out about what’s coming next.
The blue wave is here, and Republicans aren’t taking it very well.
As Democrats began notching huge midterm victories on Tuesday, including winning back control of the House of Representatives and securing key victories in races across the nation, Republicans saw the writing on the wall. .
Politico reported that senior Republican Party members are particularly worried about Florida, where Republican Ashley Moody won the Senate race against democratic socialist Angie Nixon by just three percentage points.
“Florida is bad. Real bad,” one strategist said.
“A socialist is on track to win Miami-Dade County, where most of the voters fled literal socialism and still refused to vote for Republicans. If that doesn’t tell you how big of a colossal fuck up the first two years of Trump 2.0 was I don’t know what will,” said another.
“It’s a ruby-red state. If we have problems there, we have real issues,” an adviser said.
MAGA commentators also spent Tuesday night publicly lamenting their party’s poor initial midterm showings, which indicate a rejection of...