On Saturday Night Live ‘s Halloween episode, Donald Trump popped up during a couple’s haunted house tour to display some spooky signs of his aging, and to give some odd praise to Tom Hanks .
Trump (James Austin Johnson) interrupted Hanks’ portrayal of David S. Pumpkins, the jack o’lantern blazer-wearing character he debuted ten years ago beside Mikey Day and Bobby Moynihan, as skeletons. The trio starred in a follow-up sketch in 2022.
“Aw, are you sad you don’t get to see your third David Pumpkins scene?” Trump mocked the audience. “I’ll save you four minutes: he keeps popping up and confusing people on the ride. The end.”
“I actually have a lot in common with Mr. Pumpkins,” he continued. “We both appeared in 2016, we’re both very loud, very orange, and very, frankly, annoying!”
“But we love Tom Hanks. Look at him back there. Great acting,” he said as Hanks and everyone else remained frozen. “Great ass! A great ass on Hanks. That’s something I’ve been doing lately : admiring men’s asses. Not that there’s anything wrong with that—just that I might be gay. They’re calling it ‘gay dementia.’ ‘Dementia,’ short for ‘the men should’ show me their butts.”
Trump then addressed another rece...